Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
did you just send me my own nude
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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