I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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