I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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