another moral hangover. fuck.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Randomize
