What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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