i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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