He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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