I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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