So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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