Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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