1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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