never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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