NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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