i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
