Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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