Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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