Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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