Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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