And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I want a musical about memes.
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