The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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