Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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