Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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