So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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