Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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