do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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