Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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