she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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