Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
All the doctor said was why
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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