I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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