Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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