In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Randomize
