Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
