someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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