i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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