I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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