You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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