I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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