i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And then my night got REAL pukey
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i out mim tonsoeep
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