Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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