do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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