so that wasnt chicken after all
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
