some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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