i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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