Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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