What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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