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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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