If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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