I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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