I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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