i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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