yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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