Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
