Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think my moral compass just broke
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