she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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