eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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