so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
