I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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