I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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